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THE COURT OF FIRST INSTANCE No. 1 .- INTERNET

Ms.

SINUOUS
XX, of age, domiciled in Avda Blogspot.com, with ID no. 90-60-90 (ahem ...), to appear before this court and how best to proceed in right SAYS:

That

hereby makes written MORAL CLAIM OF LIABILITY to the blogging community that follows, for damages subjectively damage caused to your person as a result of the following:

FACTS

FIRST .- The deponent, lost love of good literature, has maintained for two years, a relationship of passion and excited COMMUNITY hooked on the above Blogger.

SECOND .- In all that time, the aforementioned community, without the express consent of the afore-conscious (alive the pairing!), Has taken over your brain.

THIRD .- That such appropriation as a result of stroke, said Community has not only the writer hack around trying to be, but it has caused, and continues to cause, serious material damage and the guilty conscience deponent.

FOURTH .- The aforementioned COMMUNITY, citing the need for the deponent to get drunk every day with the letters, he decided, freely and without any modesty, hang texts such quality and beauty high, which are proving terribly harmful to the self esteem of the deponent.

FIFTH .- That such a community, hiding behind the content of the messages of praise, which sporadically engaged in the work of the deponent, has not only increased the vanity of it and prevent its release.

LEGAL

I. - Competence and processing. To elucidate this claim is the body competent legal representation and to whom the deponent is headed.

Therefore,

APPEAL TO COURT has

of this application, the claims made in it and MORAL CLAIM OF RESPONSIBILITY in repairing damage caused described and the deponent, condemning all components of the blogging community to which reads, for now and subject to further assessment, not to hang so much good literature, resting the deponent for at least two weeks for the inevitable to distribute Christmas chores, and following the appropriate legal procedures, according the source reaches its decision the claim of responsibility now made, and compensating the deponent with the amount of rest above, but legal interest in law arises and that, given the dates on which we could be redeemed for a lot of kisses and hugs.

is justice that calls on the Internet, December 21, 2009.

Signed: XX SINUOUS

Merry Christmas to all my dear bloggers!