Jokes found on the Web. Ojo, Jokes Andres Granier said, at no point is saying that our governor is a joke because if so, is not funny.
GRANIER takes toys and children's Hospital Luis Felipe says: "Mr. Governor, you bring to them children toys and two days ago who do not eat "... ..
Ah! Then tell them that if they do not eat ... no toys!
A Granier was bit by a black dog and ordered it to kill all black dogs TABASCO!
Black dogs start running down the street and at the end there a little white dog. One of the black dogs asks: "And you just why you run, if sent to kill only black dogs?"
"And you ... are you going to believe this lying son of a bitch?"
a drunk man in Plaza de Armas screaming: "THE GOVERNOR IS an asshole, THE GOVERNOR IS an asshole!" Quickly, there are two ministries will begin to bang, and dragged him .. Poor drunk
starts begging: "But .... if I was referring to the Governor of Veracruz! "
And Judas answered him:" Do not try to confuse! We know who is the fool! "
A man in a costume shop:
-" I want a priest costume and mask Granier And that for? "
-" To disguise as Reverend Pendejo! "Granier
annoying calls Pepito and says," Well son of a bitch, I heard that you are telling that when I die, going to line up to spit on my grave, is that true? "
-" No sir, this is a lie ... you know that I do not like standing in line .... "He asks Granier
Johnny," So YOU are the stories? "
-" No, Governor, I am the jokes, the story is YOU! "
Granier comes to the house of a poor but very honest worker.
Lord says, "Look I have five dogs to give him but there is a problem, only three are supporters of you and the other two do not ...." Granier and asks: "And you know that the other two are not supporters mine? "
- "For those two dogs and opened their eyes"
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EVERYONE WHO RECEIVES THIS NOTICE, YOU HAVE AN OBLIGATION IN DEFENCE OF ETHICS AND THE nonsense being in the State OF KNOWN Tabasco broadcast throughout
GRANIER takes toys and children's Hospital Luis Felipe says: "Mr. Governor, you bring to them children toys and two days ago who do not eat "... ..
Ah! Then tell them that if they do not eat ... no toys!
A Granier was bit by a black dog and ordered it to kill all black dogs TABASCO!
Black dogs start running down the street and at the end there a little white dog. One of the black dogs asks: "And you just why you run, if sent to kill only black dogs?"
"And you ... are you going to believe this lying son of a bitch?"
a drunk man in Plaza de Armas screaming: "THE GOVERNOR IS an asshole, THE GOVERNOR IS an asshole!" Quickly, there are two ministries will begin to bang, and dragged him .. Poor drunk
starts begging: "But .... if I was referring to the Governor of Veracruz! "
And Judas answered him:" Do not try to confuse! We know who is the fool! "
A man in a costume shop:
-" I want a priest costume and mask Granier And that for? "
-" To disguise as Reverend Pendejo! "Granier
annoying calls Pepito and says," Well son of a bitch, I heard that you are telling that when I die, going to line up to spit on my grave, is that true? "
-" No sir, this is a lie ... you know that I do not like standing in line .... "He asks Granier
Johnny," So YOU are the stories? "
-" No, Governor, I am the jokes, the story is YOU! "
Granier comes to the house of a poor but very honest worker.
Lord says, "Look I have five dogs to give him but there is a problem, only three are supporters of you and the other two do not ...." Granier and asks: "And you know that the other two are not supporters mine? "
- "For those two dogs and opened their eyes"
* IMPORTANT NOTICE: *
EVERYONE WHO RECEIVES THIS NOTICE, YOU HAVE AN OBLIGATION IN DEFENCE OF ETHICS AND THE nonsense being in the State OF KNOWN Tabasco broadcast throughout